Animated23Vixens

I have a strong affinity for the female form.  I always find its design sexy, even when it's just a well drawn girls body, its still erotic to me and even sexy sometimes.  If the artist was talented and his muse had taken him it can turn out breath taking.  Even animated and sketched ladies and I dunno though because, when it's really drawn well, it gets me up.  I got half lift right now already and the page just loaded. 

I have always thought these sexy cartoon images of girls were actually arousing as well as pleasing on the eyes.  

I gave the animated vixens a page too bcuz thats what we do here, what I want.

If you like em enjoy more of our colorful eye candy with this convienient collection,

OK, We'll begin our Cartoon Sexy Seductive Ladies collection with my big plump ass sexy diner waitress girl..,



I like to look at the drawing ones sometimes,...It's sexy but different not as hot or as real but still honestly very sexy in a wierdly different way.  Even of a nude young lady the sketched pictures had an unimtakably artistic beauty in some of them.  I love my girls, everyone even the fakey's...

Hell, I thought I might bust my Zipper horny over a cartoon girl pic earlier; 

Thats how I roll on the short bus, Bright lights and pretty things to look at, thats how we ride here in The United States of a-Moron-ica.

I could also just be wierd though too, a lot of people already think so.., and I have a filthy dirty creative mindand lets face it,

My wiener likes what he likes and I like that and to make him happy I married it.

That part btw, is great.  Alone with the world shut out at times we feel as one but under stress or extreme duress our personalities clash violently..,

Isn't searching through all of those sexy erotic pictures thereputic?  I think it is and also, I know it sounds like corny BS but believe it or not, I'm not so much in to the girl in particular.  It's sometimes better if she is face less actually...,

 I appreciate the beauty is all, honestly I really can even see the most hardcore photo or graphic scene of porn but if it's an interesting and sexy phot I don't see the harm in it.  Its just interesting to me and there are actually quite a few talented models and pornographer hook up's that really do produce a tiny percent of really cool erotic artwork..,

I just think an empty mind as I sit and search for different pictures really does soothes me for sure. 

...Its calming. 

While studying a very well taken erotic photograph earlier today, I felt so free for awhile, it felt so much better to just lose myself in sexuality and pretty simple things than all of those other constant pounding thoughts of the many epic and constant 'Fails' there would be left in his miserable Goram life?!?

Yes, It is Awful getting old.  But on that other hand Leon thought to himself, that while he was approaching his late sixty's his wife was barely 42.  And she loved tennis and physical trainers and work-outs with dietition but she always also found time to meet him at 7  and all that kept her very busy.  He had prescription Viagra and Cialis in the medicine cabinet to mix it up between the two of em avoiding a tolerance build-up.

Honestly he didnt give a damn about living to 100 years old.  But an extra ten years spent in depends eating jars of baby food vand peeing thru a cathader, lets put that verses my last 10-12 of banging my much younger wife into my seventy's through the miracles of science.

He chose sex with magic miracle pills and getting to keep all of his other vices like bacon liquor and the cigs.., At nights lately even a little coke more and more.  Grayson stared at Grand-Pa rooling and diapers didn't look fun at all to Leon, to him it looked like hell, and he chose liquor, cigs and fast food.

As he lived out the rest of his days in excess, throwing  lavish parties he would invite Jay-Z to or Puff Daddy .  ,    I'd always be having just way too much sex with Becca. 

He didn't really want to die at all, for him it was just about Quality of Life vs. Quanity of Life situation.  But Everytime he thought about the old mans diapers or how he stared at you crooked and just drooled uncontrolably.

 The man ate baby food peas and peaches and all that small jar shit for dinner Everyday.  A nurse sat and fed him exactly like a huge baby as he just sat with aware eyes and his head cocked with drool hanging from his mouth to his shirt bought to mid chest in the man titty area.

and they.

 Drooling didn't look any fun to Leon but fucking a sexy blonde big tittied, volumptiously buxom and full figured girl yet still defined and artfully curvacious sexual young lady who is more beautiful every single day and a tornado in bed.  He also knew for sure she was nailing the Head Gardner, Enrique Nogerass,  and had been for at least three years steady so far just that he knew of. 

But his first wife looked like a cross between Rosie O'Donnel and Bette Midler even at 22 when he had met her at Harvard their sophmore years and like most power family's Their two family's slowly and very organically merged and the rich became richer as usual.

But 2 months later an operating system for desktop computers he had been leading a department to create at his computer firm was widely accepted and overnight became the exclusive operating system for all desktop computers.  He had found out his life had changed over the phone as Shelli, Graysons 20 year old intern that he had been uing a little Viagra and Cialis on her ipe little body too.  last week and on the high but comfortable side of thick , office intern Grayson instantly became exponensially richer in  single moment becoming the third richest man in the world.

6 Months later he was married again but this time to his trophy wife Becca, the country club's cute little 23yr old sexy tennis pro he had started screwing almost a year ago when he had changed his golf day to tuesday and they first met.

  Since the very first time they first met sex was intense and constant.  Leon had loved the fire of Becca's youth as much as her raw insatiable sexuality, he had loved her, It has much more to do with than her appeareance.  Becca was wild inside.  She really wasn't ever the brightest light in the house to be honest but she was always really fun to be around and always made everyone feel welcome. 

She was so funny all the time too.  Just natuarally without even trying.  Just how she'd do regular little stuff kinda odd and would do anything for anyone ever in a second and .Then again Leon had loved her and at times she was just so adorable to him his heart felt to full.  

He usually always reflected back on how erotic her dancing might have been, he had seen her dance many times in public and any lonely streetlight lit and badly cracked sidewalk she walked down even, but indoors with the curtains drawn it's a production.  When that mood would hit her she would dance round the house moving intoxicatingly erotic much more sexual and quickly with far less clothing than the sidewalk skips, curtseys, and twirls.    

In the end though Becca wanted to be rich and the queen of his multi-billion dollar computer software empire that he had built up with the help of his much shorter, and rounder a lot more whiny and bitchy jewish first wife.

Becca wanted to be rich and powerful and spend her days shopping and spending time with her Gardner boyfriend Eduardo and the heading to her work-out and her 'Friends With Benifits' personal trainer Nigel.  Leon was 87% sure just by the way she acted around her new dietition that he has clearly and repeatedly broken the seal on her panties.  The way she acted around the man he seemed to either be the second coming or just a God in bed.

  "I bet you that he has hit that thick wild looking intern Sh of his hard every night this week too."   her days shopping and planning evil plans...Shelli.  She let him do anything he wanted and like he said she was giving but she had many lovers as did he.    

People with money arent as happy as they seem.  Money is wicked and most times, especially with blood money, it brought curses with it.  But the rich weren't happy more like drugged or drunk and empty and numb inside.  Full of much different yet devestating vices and problems too.

Don't believe me? Just watch one episode of Dallas and you'll see what I mean.  Rich people are evil and dead inside.

This has been, 'The Complaint Dept, #001'  ,on the Laughing at Life blog your #1 source for free clever shit to mooch and never help out by sharing a post or leaving a comment.  just enjoy but never share a post or even leave a comment when they leave..,

For over a damn year already now its been like that.  I got like 8 facebook likes in 4500 views. 

Neither blog, not the just the slowly blooming fiction one and not even on the much more succesful and firmly established comedy blog L@L,  had a single follower or member or even a single subscriber at all none, zip, zilch. 

...But one day I will.  I just know friendlier more greatful people will enter my life willing to help my 2 lil blogs here blow up and get me out of this hood and off these streets at night, but..,

Now you should go on over to Laughing at Life.., just click this link and go laugh a while OK.  You look down.

     Disclaimer: 

So yes he knew she was having sex with much more of her enterodge than just Eduardo.  But Grayson could tell when the gardner stole looks at her that likely banging younger sex kitten that a billion dollar fortune got you.  woman who was a also a very giving nymphomaniac twenty year younger wife who was a nympho as well as athletic and tight yet soft too and still buxom artfully curvacious wife with a chmically etting chemically  his much younger wife hard and well till his heart went out inside his happy place in he mid seventies.

He had always been more of the ride life hard and fast type and was never the cautious type.          

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