Written open letter to the Soccer Mom in the SUV that just cut me off...

      Look here, I don't care how many honor students you got in there watching Spongebob, Im too drunk to pull that shit on plus I got three snot nose kids in the old Buick with me so watch your shit!
     Just kidding, I dont drink and drive but I was texting so heads up Big Momma.
     Seriously, next time Im gonna tattoo your ass end k? Quit fixing your make up, get off your phone and look before leaving Walgreens cuz we cant both be playing on our phone's. One of us needs to pay attention while we drive and I was going straight so I chose you.
     Drive better from now on!